Joke Of The Day: What you give a woman

‘Whatever you give a woman, she’s going to multiply.

 

If you give her a house, she’ll give you a home.

 

If you give her groceries, she’ll give you a meal.

 

If you give her a smile, she’ll give you her heart.

 

She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.’

 

So,     if you give her crap,

 

you will receive more shit than any one human being can handle.