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		<title>The Kitchen B**ch</title>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 25 Oct 2008 17:07:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[THE KITCHEN BITCH&#8230; A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her 5-year-old son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, &#8216;All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now…cause this is the last stop! And all [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cloned.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4143614&amp;post=101&amp;subd=cloned&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Joke Of The Day: What you give a woman</title>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 01 Oct 2008 14:07:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8216;Whatever you give a woman, she&#8217;s going to multiply.   If you give her a house, she&#8217;ll give you a home.   If you give her groceries, she&#8217;ll give you a meal.   If you give her a smile, she&#8217;ll give you her heart.   She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.&#8217;   [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cloned.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4143614&amp;post=98&amp;subd=cloned&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Joke Of The Day: Underwear Dust</title>
		<link>http://cloned.wordpress.com/2008/09/29/joke-of-the-day-underwear-dust/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 29 Sep 2008 12:43:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Underwear dust One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife, &#8216; Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it would Take a few inches off of your butt!&#8217; His wife was not amused, and decided that she simply couldn&#8217;t let such A comment go unrewarded. The [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cloned.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4143614&amp;post=96&amp;subd=cloned&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Obama&#8217;s Not Exactly&#8217;s</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 02 Sep 2008 15:30:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Someone sent this to me today.   Most of it seems to be fairly substantiated.  I found some of the information to be very interesting.  So it&#8217;s here to share. Obama&#8217;s Not Exactly&#8217;s: &#62; &#62; 1.) Selma Got Me Born &#8211; NOT EXACTLY, your parents felt safe enough to have you in 1961 &#8211; Selma had [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cloned.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4143614&amp;post=94&amp;subd=cloned&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Joke Of The Day: $400</title>
		<link>http://cloned.wordpress.com/2008/08/12/joke-of-the-day-400/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 12 Aug 2008 18:57:49 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[$400 A Night A man walks into his bedroom and sees his wife packing a suitcase. He asks, &#8216;What are you doing?&#8217; She answers, &#8216;I&#8217;m moving to New York . I heard prostitutes there get paid $400 a night for doing what I do for you for free.&#8217; A little later, on her way out, [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cloned.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4143614&amp;post=92&amp;subd=cloned&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Movie Review: The Dark Knight</title>
		<link>http://cloned.wordpress.com/2008/07/21/movie-review-the-dark-knight/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 21 Jul 2008 20:17:00 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[I made it to the theatre to see The Dark Knight.  It was worth every penny and every second.  Absolutely amazing.  For my review on it: CLICK HERE! Co-Star Michael Caine said, Heath will surely get a posthumous nomination, and I think he will get [the award].   Heavy words from a well respected actor who’s won his [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cloned.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4143614&amp;post=90&amp;subd=cloned&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Quote Of The Day: Achilles</title>
		<link>http://cloned.wordpress.com/2008/07/10/quote-of-the-day-achilles/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Jul 2008 12:22:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;Everything is more beautiful because we are doomed.&#8221; -Achilles from Troy<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cloned.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4143614&amp;post=89&amp;subd=cloned&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Why Did The Chicken Cross The Road?</title>
		<link>http://cloned.wordpress.com/2008/07/08/why-did-the-chicken-cross-the-road/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 16:14:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[   !Why did the chicken cross the road?     JOHN MC CAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the road because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.   COLONEL SANDERS: Did I miss one?     HILLARY CLINTON: When I was [...]<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cloned.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4143614&amp;post=88&amp;subd=cloned&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Quote Of The Day: Anonymous</title>
		<link>http://cloned.wordpress.com/2008/07/08/quote-of-the-day-anonymous/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jul 2008 12:04:12 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Beware the sleep-deprived Mom. -Anonymous<img alt="" border="0" src="http://stats.wordpress.com/b.gif?host=cloned.wordpress.com&amp;blog=4143614&amp;post=84&amp;subd=cloned&amp;ref=&amp;feed=1" width="1" height="1" />]]></description>
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		<title>Kitteh Kat Time: Part I</title>
		<link>http://cloned.wordpress.com/2008/07/07/kitteh-kat-time-part-i/</link>
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		<pubDate>Mon, 07 Jul 2008 21:13:20 +0000</pubDate>
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